Aiden-B084

x3

Tue, 30 Jan 2007 13:03:35 GMT

Badass Uke
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You are the highest level uke. Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. At times, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges - all you really want is the punishment. It takes a seme with just enough sadistic tendencies to dish out the punishment you really want, but enough patience not to outright kill you, so you are best paired with the "Don't Fuck With Me" Seme.

Suck it, bitch. x3

Spade/Aiden from Nexus

Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:24:39 GMT

"Damn straight. 'They' always seem t'get it right. Missed everythin'." He pauses and, on a whim, nuzzles Aiden. "Missed you."

Aiden smiles at the nuzzle and tilts his head away. "Don't. You're going to make me kiss you if you keep that up."

Spade grins back at him and chuckles. "Maybe that's the plan, 'n ya just don't know it."

"Heh. Now I know you're an alt. My Spade wasn't into that sorta thing."

"Pfft. He was twelve, yeah? Wasn't into that when I was twelve either." He laughs. "But hey, only so many times ya c'n accident'ly walk in on your guardians doin' it a'fore ya get curious."

"Ha! That's what got me started on all that shit in the first place. Got curious and suddenly I wanted to screw everyone in the Nexus. Sure you want to risk that happening again?"

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:12:40 GMT

Fuck you all. I'm out of here.

Male Bonding

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 23:36:37 GMT

Believe it or not, iPod's and hot-pink beanbag chairs are a great escape from reality.

A reality where he was viscously assaulted by a knee high styrofoam figure.

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 00:07:50 GMT

So that big box 'o porn he was given by a generous Grifter? It was under Aiden's bed, at least until he had a moment to go through it.

Like, you know, now.

BECUASE T WILL FORGET

Sat, 02 Dec 2006 04:58:42 GMT

The jewels' effects:

Diamond - Ever want a lovely rack of antlers? ass's ears? A peacock's tail? a pig's snout? or perhaps become a satyr, mermaid, or centaur. Choose this one and your pup receives one physical aspect of an animal
Ruby - fully change into an animal. Or, if your pup is an animal, they'll change into a human.
Sapphire - Pup shrinks to pixie size, might even grow a pair of wings to match
Emerald - Pup grows to giant size
Opal - gender-switch
Pearl - Random LOL, could be good, could be bad. Might help, might hinder. Might fix a previous LOL, might make it worse. It's up to you

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 21:40:02 GMT

Bwahaha?

Also, I'm a fairy. A girl fairy. Literally.

Help?

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 22:38:18 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I helped rookie_117 hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I helped mercykiller360 see the light (8 points). In February clubsnspades and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (479 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
onyx_spartan

...Why did I lose points for the first one? It says I helped. Isn't that a good thing?

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 22:51:27 GMT

Aiden lay on the top of a Nexus plateau, scanning the Nexus through a stolen Covenent Sniper. He was hunting. Just because he shouldn't eat Nexus food doesn't mean he couldn't get his own.

There! A Nexus Chicken.

Carefully he brought the clucking animal into his sights...